Wednesday 28th February 2007: Junagadh

The next day (yesterday) I forced myself out of bed at 6am so I could start climbing a mountain before dawn. This was Mount Girnar, a holy mountain in the same mould as Shatrunjaya in Palitana, although with Hindu, as well as Jain temples. Like Shatrunjaya it is a slog. More of a slog, in fact, as there are 7,000 steps. It is not often one has the chance to chant, gleefully, “90 down, 6,910 to go!” Despite this, I found the experience vastly more rewarding than Palitana.


Mount Girnar

   The beginning, in the dawn light, was magical. The initial steps, that lead through a teak forest, are entirely lined with small temples and associated souvenir stalls, which thin out slowly and eventually disappear. Emerging from the teak forest at around the 2,000-step mark, I had the first spectacular views of the surrounding hills catching the earliest rays of sunlight. At 8.30, after about 3,500 steps, I reached the first cluster of Jain temples. There was something so thrilling to be at such a height, wandering around temples so early in the morning. The oldest temple, Neminath, is about 800 years old according to the guidebook, and to my inexpert eye this seems perfectly plausible, although the guard at the entrance tried to fob me off with a date of around 2,500 years ago! I responded with a good-natured, but firm homily about the beauty of truth, although I really wanted to shake him and say, “Do you really believe that rubbish?” Ungrounded in any sense of history or architecture as he may well have been, he probably did believe it, or at least did not attach any particular importance to the date of the temple’s construction, therefore allowing himself a flexible approach.
   By this time the sun was high enough in the sky to light up pretty much everything and it was getting hotter. I made regular purchases of nimbu paani, a deliciously refreshing mixture of lemon, water, sugary syrup and some salt, to which I have become addicted. The path was also getting crowded, mostly with devotees from nearby towns, but also quite a number of Rajasthani villagers. The stock greeting between pilgrims was “Jai Shri Ram”, but I also heard “Jai Girnarji” and sometimes used that myself. My enjoyment of the climb was enhanced by a number of sightings of Egyptian Vultures circling far overhead.
   As I reached the first Hindu temple, a rather sweet-smelling and kitsch affair called Amba Mata that seemed crude and cluttered compared to the spacious Jain temples of marble, I began to wonder what motivates these people to make the arduous climb. A pilgrimage or a picnic? I suppose the jovial party atmosphere is a way of softening the challenge of the climb, although at the same I suppose the whole experience ties in with the very Indian notion that work is worship, and pushing oneself is virtuous in itself. I met a slightly crazed man in Palitana who claimed to have been climbing up and down the hill without food or water for 48 hours as a way of worshipping his god. I told him I didn’t think much of his god’s morals, and as if to illustrate the point he tried to grope me on the bus journey back to Bhavnagar!
    Amba Mata is at the top a first peak, which leads on to two more peaks. The second peak is topped by the temple of Gorokhnath, which is simply a concrete cube. One of the pujaris at Gorokhnath has been up there for five years without coming down. “Don’t you ever have the urge to go down?” I asked in my pidgin Hindi.
    “What’s down there?” he asked in mock indignation.
    “Duniya” [the world]
     His reply was to the effect that this, here, was his world.
   The third peak was an extraordinary towering cone of huge boulders. Even up here the steps, which were built in the late 19th Century and are perhaps Girnar’s greatest miracle, managed to penetrate, leading up to the Dat Tatraya temple. This is a corrugated shack with a Brahma-Vishnu-Shiva idol. A Marwadi villager, whose party I had fallen in with, looked around him outside the temple and told me that on seeing this view “Kavitha ata hai” [poetry comes to him].


Marwadi Pilgrims

    Interestingly, while most of Girnar’s stallholders, pujaris and temple guards sleep up in the hills, two boys running a stall at the bottom of the third peak told me that they come up and down daily. And on my own descent – a fiercely hot, draining experience – I encountered them on their way down, as if to prove their point: a two-hour walk to and from work every day!
    Once down, I spent a fairly non-descript afternoon, which involved chatting to a Canadian called Alex who was staying in my hotel. We had a stroll round the town and met a peculiar NRI from Denmark in a juice bar. I met up with Shyam and some of his friends for some contraband Kingfisher later in the evening. Nobody spoke much English and we didn’t have a great deal in common, they being steel construction workers or waiters, so the beer provided a bright spot in an otherwise indifferent social gathering. Shyam himself is extraordinarily self-assured for an 18-year old and is affluent in a brash sort of way. I enjoyed his company on the three times we met, but I don’t think we’d have much more to say to each other if we met again.

Monday 26th February 2007: Junagadh

After a day and a half in Junagadh, I can say without reservation that on first impressions it is one of the loveliest places I have been to on this trip. Of course, I cannot judge it on the same plane as Udaipur and neither can I quite rank it with Jodhpur, but for sheer charm, beauty, friendliness and historic interest, I can easily put it right near the top of the list. I arrived yesterday, from Diu, and checked into my hotel, the Madhuvanti, which, while as budget as the others I have stayed in (Rs 150 per night) is far pleasanter, with a clean, spacious, marble-floored room that looks out onto an open courtyard. The staff are a breath of delightful fresh air after the morose staff of the Jay Shankar in Diu town. I had lunch in a cheap thali joint across the road from the hotel and made the acquaintance of the owner’s son, Shyam, who took me for a ride on his motorbike up to a nearby damn where we fed fish with peanuts. We spoke mainly in Hindi but got on well enough nonetheless, and he invited me to come out with his friends that evening.

Junagadh

   I spent the afternoon wandering around the central, older part of the town, which has lots of beautiful buildings dating from the time when Junagadh was ruled by a series of Nawabs – breakaway Muslim rulers from the Mughal Empire – as an independent Princely State. The streets have the same timeless feel as Bhavnagar and people are even friendlier – everybody seems desperate to know “What is your name?”, “Which place from you?”, “You countries?” and beckon you over from afar for a chat. A large part of the town is Muslim-dominated and it was here, in a little room behind an egg stall, that I saw a boy murdering chickens. This was grotesquely fascinating rather than horrifying, and certainly not enough to turn me away from the path of carnivory. After a very spicy paneer chilly and butter naan for supper, I joined Shyam and his friends. We set off on bikes to a spot slightly out of town where they smoked, and I entertained them as best I could. It reminded me a very little of nights by Fateh Sagar – although we were sans lake, sans chai and, naturally, sans Shiv, Prakash, Vishal et al. – and made me rather nostalgic for Udaipur. But, evening chill aside, it was good harmless fun (aside from the passive smoking) and we’ve arranged to meet for “hard drinks” tomorrow night. I regard drinking contraband as an essential part of the “Gujarat Experience”!
   Today I’ve been mainly alone and rather guidebookish and cultural. Now I’m faced with a choice: do I try to summarise what I’ve learnt about Junagadhi history, or drop it in, piecemeal, as I go along? As I am not a historian, and this is no historical essay, I feel I have no right but to opt for the latter. My first visit was to Uperkot Fort, which, according to the Lonely Planet, is believed to have been originally built by Chandragupta Maurya in 319BC but then extended many times. The Maurya Empire certainly extended to this part of Gujarat, so there is no immediate reason to disparage this theory. In its current state the fort is an exotic place, because either side of the outer walls is a jungle-like growth, making it seem millennia old, although these walls, in the generic North Indian castellated style, are probably not more than 500 – 800 years old at a guess.


Uperkot Fort

   I spent a leisurely morning wandering round the fort, which proved rewarding. There is a defunct Jama Masjid built out of Hindu temple materials, with Hindu-style pillars, Islamic-style pointed arches and three octagonal roof openings. It was built in the 15th Century, during which time I suppose Junagadh was part of the Ahmedabad Sultanate. Another set of relics from this time are some Turkish cannons. They are chiefly interesting because they were left on Diu by the defeated Turkish army whom Bahadur Shah of Gujarat hired in 1538 to fight off the Portuguese (whom he himself had employed three years earlier when he sacked Chittor!) How they ended up here I am not altogether sure.
   The gems of the Uperkot collection for me were the two magnificent step wells. Navghan Kuvo, the first I visited, was named after Ra’ Navghan, the Hindu ruler of Junagadh from 1025-44 [26]. It is suspected – and I should admit here that most of my knowledge comes from the Gujarat Tourist Department boards outside each monument – it is suspected that Ra’ Navghan only added the forecourt to a much earlier structure. Whatever the truth of this, or otherwise, the well itself is terrifyingly deep, maybe 80m or so, and is surrounded by a dark stone staircase, leading right down to the dank, garbage-filled bottom. Down there, I reflected wryly, if nervously, that it would be a perfect place for thieves to lurk, perhaps in cahoots with the nimbu paani seller at the top, who could advance slowly down after an unsuspecting tourist, leaving him trapped, many metres underground! Less unnerving, but with a drama of its own, is Adi Chadi, a well reached by a straight diagonal staircase sandwiched in a narrow gorge. It is much lighter at the bottom and may be even older than Navghan Kuvo.


Navghan Kuvo

    One relic of the Maurya/Buddhist period is the complex of second century caves, although at Rs 100 for foreigner entry, I decided to give them a miss. Outside the fort I did visit the Ashokan edicts, which are one of Junagadh’s prize draws. The great Emperor Ashoka, who ruled the Maurya empire at its peak in the 3rd Century BC, is said to have converted to Buddhism as a reaction to the shock he felt after realising the full carnage he had unleashed while fighting the Kalingas in Orissa. To celebrate
his new moral outlook he erected stupas and rock-carved edicts all over his empire and Junagadh has a large boulder sprinkled with inscriptions in Pali [27], first noted by James Tod (of Udaipur fame) in 1822 and translated several years later by James Prinsep.
   These edicts mainly deal with morality, which (amongst other virtues) covers vegetarianism, respect to one’s parents, generosity to friends and kindness to Brahmins. Ashoka, who refers to himself as Devanampuja Das Raja, also mentions that he makes “morality tours”, not “pleasure tours” (I guess my trip to India is a bit of both) and that he desires fame only as a means of spreading morality (10th edict). In the 13th edict he describes the slaughter of the Kalingas. The Pali script is not joined up and looks faintly child-like. There are also some Sanskrit inscriptions by later Mauryas, including Skandagupta (5th Century AD) who is mainly preoccupied with lake management and the appointment of a governor for the region. He comes across as rather self-congratulatory.
    A world away from this are the mausolea of the Nawabs. These Nawabs belonged to an Afghan community called the Babi. At some point (I assume in the late 16th Century, judging by Ahmedabadi history) the Mughals would have taken control of the region from the Ahmedabad Sultanate, although there seems to be no obvious architectural legacy from this time. As the empire disintegrated in the 18th Century, the vassal administrators took advantage, and in 1748 Mohammad Bahadur Sher Khan declared himself the first Nawab of Junagadh. There is one collection of tombs, rather tasteful, in which the earlier Nawabs are buried. Like so many things in India, these “dead monuments” still support living tradition and there appear to be several functioning dargahs (Sufi shrines) here. The sixth, seventh and eighth Nawabs are all buried in an Indo-Islamic-Gothic monstrosity of pillars and bubbling domes, started by the sixth Nawab (Mahobat Khanji II) in 1878 and completed by the seventh (Bahadur Khanji II) in 1892. It is a perfect expression of decadence in architecture. Next to this is the almost-as-opulent tomb of a former Prime Minister of Junagadh State, Sheik Bahauddin (in power 1891-96). He apparently built a Bahauddin College in Junagadh, although I haven’t seen it.

"Decadence in architecture": the Nawab Khanjis' Mausoleum

   A visit to the Durbar Hall museum put some flesh on the lives of the Nawabs. Here, the original Durbar Hall has been recreated with the usual extravagances – chandeliers from all over Europe, silver paan-boxes and portraits galore. The last Nawab, Mahobat Khanji III (ruled 1911-47) tried to bring Junagadh into Pakistan, but was outvoted by the Hindu majority in his state. I assume his descendents (if indeed there are any alive today) still live in Pakistan [28]. Interestingly, much of the rest of Saurashtra was ruled by different Rajput clans before Independence. A number of these Princely States were ruled by branches of the Jhalla clan, who lorded it over Devigarh!
  Like Anand, and I believe most towns in Gujarat, Junagadh has a Swaminarayan temple. It is colourful, with a marble floor and outside I saw a saddhu on a mobile phone – this is modern India, after all! There is a modest Indo-Saracenic pile of a Swaminarayan college on the outskirts of town which I passed on a pleasant sunset walk, before paneer fried rice for supper at a Hotel Sagar.

Footnotes:

[26] I later found out that Ra’ Navghan was part of the Chudasama dynasty that ruled “Sorath”, a kingdom that included Junagadh, Porbandar and the surrounding area, between 875 and 1472, although in the latter stages as a vassal of the Ahmedabad Sultanate.

[27] Pali is an Indo-Aryan prakrit (vernacular language) that has survived principally as the literary language of the earliest Buddhist writings. Its relation to living languages of the first centuries BC is not entirely clear.

[28] I have subsequently read that the last dewan (Prime Minister) of Junagadh, Shah Nawaz Bhutto, left for Sindh in Pakistan after setting in motion the troubled accession of Junagadh into independent India. His son was the much more famous Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto, one time President and also Prime Minister of Pakistan, founder of the Pakistan People’s Party and father of Benazir Bhutto.

Saturday 24th February 2007: Diu

Bliss. Sitting on the roof terrace in my hotel in Diu, the formerly Portuguese-controlled island now part of Daman and Diu Union Territory, sipping Kingfisher. Not being part of Gandhi’s Gujarat, despite its extreme proximity, hard drinks flow freely, or least cheaply and abundantly, from the non-proverbial bottle! However, I am leaving tomorrow, and while I will come away with a positive overall impression, I cannot hide the fact that Diu hasn’t quite lived up to my expectations.



Diu

    I wasn’t expecting it to be a paradise, and it certainly isn’t one. Rather, it is a friendly, calm and comfortably well-off seeming island with a number of interesting features. Cheap, abundantly-flowing alcohol for one, including beer and Goan port. Beaches for another. Nothing spectacular when compared to the beaches I’ve seen in Kerala and Karnataka, but beaches nonetheless. But sandy
beaches always lead me to wonder whether the irritation of wet sandy feet after a dip are ever entirely compensated for by the pleasures of the swim itself! Give me shingle any day.
   Aside from this, Diu certainly has a good dose of historical and cultural interest. It was a Portuguese colony from the 1530’s to 1961 when it was “liberated” through “Operation Vijay”, bringing it into the Indian Union, alongside a strip of mainland in East Gujarat called Daman, with which it forms Daman and Diu Union Territory, ruled directly from Delhi [24]. A few civilians and a few Marwari soldiers, the latter immortalised in a Martyr’s Garden, were killed in the liberation process. There is a certain Portuguese legacy, most obviously detectable in the form of architecture. The big Portuguese fort in Diu town is quite unlike Rajput and Maratha forts, being uglier and dotted with ruined Catholic chapels. There are also a number of large, white-washed Catholic churches across the island. As far as I can tell, only one – St Paul’s, which has an elegant façade – is in operation, with services in English rather than Portuguese.

São Tomé

  There is still an Indo-Portuguese community, some of whom speak Portuguese. Different people have told me different things – 25 families with 200 individuals, 30 families, 300 individuals… One old man, Captain Fulbaria, who runs a seashell museum, bristled when I asked him whether he was Portuguese. “No! I’m Hindu! No Gujarati converted here – not like in Goa.” This seems to corroborate my impression that there is a fairly tight, if not exclusive, correlation in Diu between Portuguese descent and Catholicism. Many of these people, tentatively identifiable by paler, slightly atypical faces, live in an area called Firangiwada or foreigners’ quarter, a quiet and apparently prosperous part of Diu town. There is very nice little restaurant in this area called O’Coqueiro where the Indo-Portuguese owner Kailash (Hindu? Catholic? The name is as Hindu as they come!) makes glorious iced coffee and even better pasta. Real, Italian pasta with tuna, olives and garlic, dowsed in olive oil! I visited his place twice and would have liked to get to know him better – oh dear! Is this going to be the constant traveller’s refrain? Transient, unfinished friendships and acquaintanceships?
   On another occasion I was driven out of slight loneliness (more on which in due course) to drink port in a local bar and attempted to make conversation with the drunken wreck of a man next to me. The only glimmer of interest in the conversation occurred when he pointed at his glass and mumbled “Cerveja” (the Portuguese word for beer).
    Other confusions: somebody told me that 99% of Diu’s residents have Portuguese citizenship, but I couldn’t find out any more about that. Somebody else told me that 60% of Diu was living in Lisbon or London, but what does that mean exactly? 60% of the people alive today who were born in Diu are now living in London or Lisbon? I scarcely imagine his meaning was that precise! A third man I met, whose family was ancestrally from Fudan, a village outside Diu town, told me he was born in Mozambique and had moved to Fudan after Mozambique gained independence from the Portuguese and subsequently moved to Lisbon, and finally to London where he now lives! I think he was totally Indian, if anybody in Diu can be said to be “totally Indian” and whether that label has any meaning. It is interesting how you can find “East African Indians” in former British colonies (e.g. Kenya, Tanzania and Uganda), Portuguese colonies (e.g. Mozambique) and French colonies (e.g. Madagascar).
    My bungling attempts at amateur anthropology have been, as usual, only partially successful and I had a wonderful self-parody of a dream a few nights back. I was in some Indian town, ringing the doorbells of houses along a street which I had been informed belonged to Jewish families but were rented out to Jain families. Desperate to find out more about these communities, I pretended I was researching for a book and, as a result, got into all sorts of nightmarish difficulties.
    In reality there is another group that interests me on Diu, a community called the Siddis. The Lonely Planet story, which I think is plausible, is that they are a hangover from the Indian-African trade that took place along the Gujarati coastline. As well as Indian populations establishing themselves along the East African coast, a side effect of this trade was the African population that remained in Saurashtra, evolving into a Muslim Dalit caste called the Siddis. In any case, the Siddis I encountered had all the hallmark Negroid features including fuzzy hair and a very African face structure. Their skin doesn’t seem to be any darker than that of darker-skinned Indians.
   I made friends with a Siddi called Nawaz, who ran a fast food stall and we chatted on various topics before I asked him about his ancestry. At this point a friend of his butted in with a “Let me explain”. This was Jamshed Turner, a pleasant old tour guide from Ahmedabad. We sat and talked for a long time, but I’m afraid I shall only relate what he told me about the Siddis. He claimed that it was the Nawab of Junagadh, suddenly anxious to protect the Asiatic lions of Sasan Gir, who shipped over tribesmen from Kenya to act as guardians, thereby creating the Siddi caste. I would imagine the grain of truth in this story is that there was a Kenyan population already present in Saurashtra and the Nawab employed members of this community for his conservation measures [25]. 
   Nawaz told me that some of the elder generation still speak Swahili amongst themselves (I imagine Nawaz’ first language would have been Gujarati or possibly Urdu) and that certain religious rituals are conducted in Swahili. The next day I witnessed a procession of thirty or forty Siddis, although there was not enough chanting for me comment on the language. I went back to Nawaz’ stall last night and he reproached me for not having come to visit him since the first time. I was a little touched and regretted not having got to know him better – not as an anthropological specimen, but a friend.
   Which brings me back to loneliness. I admit that there have been times on Diu when I’ve felt lonely, which even led me to question travelling alone as my favoured method. I had hoped for more, both in terms of making Diuian friends and perhaps especially meeting Indian tourists and students. I have no doubt I could have had my pick of conversations with other foreign tourists, but I had little interest in that, and I doubt whether it would have assuaged the loneliness at all, as this was born out of a continued yearning for new and varied Indian company. Apart from the obvious fact that, when alone in a touristy area among groups of other travellers, there is quite a strong psychological pressure to feel like a loner, the residents of Diu don’t seem especially friendly. I can’t quite put a finger on it, but there seemed a slight coolness about most of the people I passed. Old men and women would nod uninterestedly, younger people might not greet at all and it was only the young children, running after you and screaming “What is you name?” that showed any real curiosity. I wondered whether people were too used to tourists, and this was probably the case, although it was interesting to note that nowhere in Diu town has there developed a “tourist-ville” culture. The tacky, boozy stretch by the sea-front seems more geared towards hungry (and thirsty) Indian tourists and the only feature in common with other traveller hangouts is prevalence of Nepali waiters in the restaurants. As it happens, I did go out drinking with Gujarati tourists last night. These new friends were a faction from a large party of Christians from Ahmedabad on a church weekend away. A funny sort of church weekend away, if you ask me…

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Little more needs to be said about Diu town itself. There is a road that cuts a swath through the oldest section of the town, and it is here that I like to think the profoundest, if least tangible, influence of Portuguese culture could be felt. Quiet shady streets, little grocer’s shops, a posh glass-fronted jeweller’s and women in dresses conspired to conjure up a memory of France or Italy. But…but… is this really something different from the other Mediterranean-like parts of old Indian towns? Old Udaipur for example, or parts of Ahmedabad or Jodhpur? In my mind there is such a blurring between “Indian atmosphere” and “Mediterranean atmosphere” – the superficial parts at least – that I can’t make any claim with certainty. And yet I feel that there really is more than the usual touch of the “warm south” in this part of town, which ironically is mostly populated by Gujarati-speaking Hindus and Muslims!
   The island in general is attractive, with palms and whistling pines – Indian Ocean staples – galore, although there is a big, soullessly empty highway that leads from one end to the other. This road passes through Fudan and Malala, peaceful and seemingly affluent villages, each with their own school, past superb Nagoa beach, haunt of the Indian package tourists, culminating in Vanakbara. This is a much friendlier, less well-developed fishing village with a pervading smell of fish. I met some amiable fishermen and climbed onto their trawler for a bit before doing the rounds of the chai-stalls.
   Interesting as all this was, I have to return to the first points I mentioned – the beach and the bottle – as the highlights of Diu. Alongside, of course, delicious fresh prawns, shark and tuna!



Footnotes:



[24] India has several Union Territories that are not part of any state, but ruled directly by Central Government via an administrator. These include Pondicherry, a former French outpost in Tamil Nadu; Chandigarh, the planned city that functions as the capital of both Punjab and Haryana; and the Andaman and Nicobar Islands way out in the Indian Ocean.



[25] The very next day, during my journey from Diu to Junagadh, I encountered a Deputy Conservator of Forests from Sasan Gir, who was, without any shadow of a doubt, a Siddi! He muttered something about the Nawab of Junagadh in 1820, which was interesting in light of Jamshed Turner’s story.

Tuesday 20th February 2007: IRMA and Bhavnagar

Skipping lightly over my last morning in Ahmedabad, save to say I spent most of it in a grotty but amusing shopping complex buying a few necessities, next in line for relation is my visit to IRMA. The only way of getting there was on a crowded local bus which broke down halfway through the journey, forcing all the passengers to relocate to another crowded local bus. We passed through the unappealing-looking town of Nadiad, in the middle of its Shivratri celebrations, which featured the longest and most varied religious procession I have ever seen.
   Arriving in Anand, after a little confusion in trying to contact Arun, I got a rickshaw direct to the college gates, where I was greeted by Arun and Lalita. We went into the extremely peaceful and pleasant modern campus – all tasteful concrete, spartan lawns and palm trees – and joined Deepak and others for some tea. It was lovely to see them again and they were all jubilant at having finished their exams, scarcely a quarter of an hour before my arrival.

Institute of Rural Management, Anand (IRMA)

Although Lalita had initially suggested a visit to a restaurant where we could get a “superfluity of Gujarati food”, in the end we joined the entire year group for a trip to an extremely swish cinema to see Eklavia, the latest Amitabh Bachchan hit. As a film it was nothing particularly special, although my enjoyment was enhanced a little by Lalita’s  running translation. However, I did enjoy it for the simple, surprising reason that it was filmed in Devigarh! There were a number of shots of a souped-up Delwara, the hillside “improved” by a series of non-existent chhatris (cupolas) that I guess were constructed out of polystyrene, or something similar, rather than simply computer graphics. That notwithstanding, it was very bizarre to see a place I had only recently left with such mixed feelings towards paraded in front of the nation on screen!
   Later on, Jatra, the post-exam “fest” (to borrow from hip Indian-journalese) began in earnest, with a run round the campus led by a student carrying a burning torch. This culminated at a grassy mound, where there followed a series of talks from several teacher-alumni, mainly about what a marvellous time Jatra was, how one should enjoy it to the full, maybe break a few rules creatively and, most importantly of all, never, never sleep. This was followed by “Grind”, the college disco, just outside the canteen. I joined in with alacrity, and got to meet a few more IRMAns, before heading to bed at two in the morning.

 "Grind"

   The next few days were a feast of organised and highly competitive fun, a world away from the kind of post-exam celebrations I have been brought up on. IRMA has nine blocks (A – I) and every event was in the form of a competition between the blocks, ultimately leading to an overall Jatra winner. I was staying in I-block, but as I assumed the role of Arun’s guest I was claimed by F-Block and, to an extent, C- Block, Lalita’s block. In reality, I maintained a strict impartiality and didn’t actually participate in any of the competitions and in fact acted as one of the judges for two events – “Mock Rock” and a fashion parade. Mock Rock required blocks to act out the role of a rock band to the backdrop of a Western rock song (lyrics required to be in English). No instruments were allowed, so everything had to be represented by props – amusingly-shaped polystyrene guitars, buckets covered with cloths as drums, some quite impressive cardboard keyboards and some hilarious microphones. Best of all was the sight of Manish, a second-year from Bangalore and a truly nice guy, mouthing into the silver foil-wrapped end of a long pole that bobbed up and down behind him during his energetic head-banging routine.
   The panel consisted of me and two of the professors, one of whom, a Tamil, was a veteran of many Jatras as both teacher and a student and consequently liable to preface his remarks with “In our day we used to...”. We had to judge on various criteria, including overall look, props, choreography and co-ordination. D-Block won hands down. Out of the nine entries, seven featured Death Metal music, which is perhaps a disturbing reflection on the tastes of the cream of India’s youth. One was called “Highway to Hell” and charted a course “from addiction, through destitution to eventual death” which sounds terribly funny in a posh Indian accent…
   The fashion show was equally entertaining, involving Brazilian carnivals, “Colours of the Rainbow”, a piece called “Death and Addiction” and plenty of others. “There is always some element of doubt” whispered the Tamil professor to me, “as to whether this is a fashion parade or a dressing-up contest!”. It started not long after 9pm and after several rounds and many cups of tea brought obligingly for the panel, wound up at 1.20am! Other events included a controversial tug-of-war, which almost turned into a real war due to some confusion between F-Block and I-Block, and “Mock Press”. This latter had the most highly charged atmosphere of all. Each block had to provide a celebrity and a three-person press panel. The press panel of one block interviewed another block’s celebrity and overall the blocks were judged according to various criteria, of which the chief seemed to be the amount by which their celebrity could make the audience rock with laughter.
   Celebrities included Bal Thackeray, the founder and chief of the right-wing Maharashtrian Shiv Sena party; Himesh Reshamiya, a singer famous for his nasal tone (replicated by his impersonator tightly holding his nose and singing the opening of one of Reshamiya’s hits); a Bollywood star whose name I forget; and two versions of Lalu Prasad Yadav, the ex-Chief Minister of Bihar, always considered a buffoon, but now revered as a saviour in his new incarnation as Railways Minister (and recently caught in a controversy after his parents-in-law were fined for not having railway tickets). Throughout the performances the audience shrieked with laughter and cheered and even, in the case of one poor impersonator of Jayalalitha, the former Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu, started jeering “Boring! Boring!” There seems to be a distinct lack of basic respect in some situations that I’ve noticed all over India which is at odds with the extremely deferential, hero-worshipping sort of respect that is so common in
other situations. I cannot really imagine this sort of dressing down happening at a similar event in an equivalent university in England (and we’re talking top end here – maybe Oxbridge or one of the London colleges). Far more likely would be an embarrassed silence. In this case, apart from the questions being uninteresting, and the girl not being a very good actress (and perhaps not very popular?) the problem was probably due to the fact that most of the audience was North Indian, and
apt to view the South almost as a separate country and was probably unfamiliar with the politics and culture being sent up in this act.
   Most successful of all the acts was an A-Blocker called Priti, who parodied Rabri Devi, Lalu Prasad’s illiterate wife, who became a puppet Chief Minister of Bihar for some time. Although I couldn’t follow anything she said, her imitation was clearly excellent, because everything she said brought the house down – “She’s too good!” the girl next to me shrieked. Of course I’d have loved to have had the linguistic and cultural wherewithal to really understand this, but the atmosphere alone was exhilarating. After the acts were finished and the judging done, Priti was asked to give an encore, so she came up, made some more (evidently spot on) Rabrisms, and then asked for her husband to join her. “Which one?” everybody screamed as both the Mock-Lalus came up onto the stage. “Kaun banega Rabri-pati?”  (Who’s going to be Rabri’s husband?) somebody asked, in a rather clever play on “Kaun banega crorepati?” , the Indian version of “Who wants to be a millionaire?”.
    Although Arun acted as my principle host, and I was often introduced as his friend, I spent a lot of time with Lalita as well. I really wish I had time to get to know her a lot better, as she is one those rare individuals who don’t fit in any of one’s preconceived ideas of human types. She seems to come from another mould altogether from the “traditional” young Indian women I have met and, although aspects of her character reminded me in weak, unspecific way of certain friends in England, she cannot be glibly be explained away as “Westernised”. She is not conventionally beautiful, far less so “pretty” in the familiar Indian shy, serene or sophisticated models, but she is ebulliently alive – humorous but often a little cross, or at least vigorous, about something. When I think about her, I can’t honestly remember a time when she seemed entirely at peace and relaxed, although she gives off a sense of being comfortable with her own body that is attractive in its own highly original way. This manifests itself particularly in an unusual degree of tactility with her friends of the opposite sex, including me. We would often sit with our arms around each other which, common enough in an Indian male-male or female-female context, is extremely unusual (as far as I have observed) between boys and girls who are no more than friends. In Lalita’s case, the friends she seems to attract and surround herself with tend to be male. There were several IRMAn guys who I suspected fleetingly must have been her boyfriend given the closeness apparent between them, although I later learnt that this was not the case. I was glad to see that, away from the context of Udaipur, her friendship with Arun still seems to be one of the strongest of all. She also has a close, and I suspect volatile, friendship with the delightful Manish, a long-haired, proudly South Indian, second year from Bangalore who, despite looking like a model environmental activist, told me he wanted to work in a multi-national in Bombay or Delhi once he graduated from IRMA.
  I would have liked to have seen more of Deepak and Dhanwant, but I managed at least one reasonably long conversation with each. I paid a visit of homage to Karan’s room on the first evening, although he is too clever not to have realised that this was more out of a sense of duty than a genuine desire to spend much time with him. Away from the irritations of daily life with him, I wanted to try once more to like him, but ended up coming away with more of a sense of pity. He seems unhappy, and the others told me that he keeps himself to himself. They claim that everybody tries hard to include him, but it is not hard to see that he induces the same feelings in others as he does in me, and once they set in, it is difficult to override them and pay anything more than lip service to this idea of inclusion. I remembered how he told me in Kojawara that he had never formed the kind of friendships in IRMA that he had in his beloved hometown of Dehra Dun, accusing the IRMAns of immaturity. He assured me that my visit had had “some lifting effect” on his mood, but I find that very difficult to take seriously.
   Of the new IRMAns I met, most notable were Manish, who I have already mentioned and Pandikumar, Arun’s neighbour, a bubbly, likeable 20-year old who was the youngest student on the campus. Also Anjali, a lovely Keralite who roped me into judging the fashion show, and who Lalita insisted was trying to “woo me to get chocolates from London” [23]. All three were part of a relatively small brigade of South Indians, who, while all part of different friendship circles, seemed to have a strong sense of community among them. One morning Manish and I breakfasted on dosa from the canteen together, and he explained how it had taken collective action by the students from Kerala, Karnataka, Tamil Nadu and Andhra Pradesh to get South Indian food served a few times a week.
    Broadly speaking, almost all the students at IRMA came from the predictable well-off middle class backgrounds and spoke near-fluent English as well as Hindi (and in many cases, at least one local language as well). All seemed to have laptops on which they watched DVDs and listened to downloaded music. Campus dress seemed to be t-shirts (often an IRMA t-shirt) and jeans, with the occasional skirt or salwar kameez for the girls. I spotted a bottle of wine in one of the girl’s rooms (“Even we girls must let our hair down at times” explained Anjali with a smirk) suggesting that campus
life, in many respects, is reasonably similar around the world.
   A number of the people I met were from Gurgaon and the more I hear about the place, the more it intrigues me. Until recently it was a little more than a village just outside Delhi, but in the last ten or fifteen years it has attracted the kind of investment possible in the newly trade-liberalised-post-1991-economic-reform India and has mushroomed into a sort of barometer of India’s economic climate. Not least it has overtaken Bangalore as the “Call Centre Capital” of India, and there is even a book by a Chetan Bhagat called One Night @ the Call Centre about the night God calls a call centre in Gurgaon. More interesting than its feeble plot is the world it portrays – young, modern and thoroughly urban Delhites with relationship issues, divorced parents and depression, who drink alcopops and go clubbing but still eat dal fry and quarrel with guilt-tripping aunts in the bathroom queue about family and marriage.
   One suitably trendy Gurgaonite I spoke to – spiky hair and expensive clothes – referred to it as a “township”, which in India means a planned town, so generally the luxurious opposite of the Soweto-style townships of South Africa. Apart from affluent apartments, Gurgaon apparently abounds in multiplex cinemas, stylish restaurants and clubs, so that these days Delhites are going to Gurgaon and nearby Noida for their nightlife rather than vice versa. This is bolstered by the fact that Gurgaon is in Haryana state, where drinking laws are more relaxed than in Delhi Union Territory. Multiplexes – whatever they are exactly – seem to be another indicator of economic growth, on a par with fly-overs. If a city has multiplexes and fly-overs, then it is on the way up. Ludhiana, in Punjab, is apparently brimming with multiplexes and according to a prospective IRMAn I spoke to (up for interview, and enjoying Jatra in the process) it is well on the road to becoming India’s next metro city! This is largely due to the money coming in from the vast Ludhiani NRI (Non-Resident Indian) population in Canada.

 "Organised and highly competitive fun"

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Leaving Anand and the privileged campus life of IRMA with a slight pang of sadness, I travelled on to Bhavnagar, in Saurashtra, the main belly of Gujarat. The prime motive for visiting Bhavnagar was to see the nearby town of Palitana, which boasts a hill in its vicinity, Shatrunjaya, that drips with Jain temples. Getting up the hill was a slog in the heat of the day, but just about worth it for the temples, which collectively form one of the holiest sights of Jainism. I looked at the wood rather than the trees since, while there were some impressive individual specimens, the real magic of the place is the impression it gives as a whole. The day wasn’t very clear and the views were not as spectacular as they might have been, although the endless flatlands around Palitana, receding into the haze, were quite something.

 Palitana

   Bhavnagar itself I found grimy and dispiriting at first, but warmed to considerably after a little time. The old town is far dirtier than Udaipur or Jodhpur, but underneath the grubbiness are attractive houses, many with wooden balconies. There is an immediately obvious “locked-in-time” feeling in the smaller streets and even in the few bigger roads, which, unlike Ahmedabad’s Relief Road, do not bring modernity into the heart of the old town.
   During my stay I grew partial to a beverage called “Chilled Boost”, a preparation of ice, milk, sugar and a powdered caffeine-based drink called Boost that I bought in a little shack presided over by an affable Muslim who seemed to regard his wares with considerable affection. Thus boosted, I made several forays into the life and thoughts of the town. Two features seem especially noteworthy. Firstly, the preponderance of supari (betel-nut) cutters, sitting outside their shops with big metal slicers that looked like they meant business, speedily converting a shiny betel-nut into a pile of slivers. While I assume this practice is not restricted to Bhavnagar, I can truthfully say I have never seen it before. Secondly, the Hindu iconography I saw on some temples had clearly been borrowed from European church sculpture, including a figure with angel wings, and a Durga that looked suspiciously similar to the Virgin Mary. I would be fascinated to find out more about this tradition.
   Modern Bhavnagar seems scarcely more connected with the world than the old town – such cyber-cafes, concrete blocks and fancy restaurants as there appearing rather lost in the prevailing atmosphere of parochiality.

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A couple of news items from the last few days are worth discussing briefly. A few days back, the Samjhauta Express, a train running from Delhi to Lahore was set alight, gutting two carriages and leaving a number of people dead. Most of the people on the train were poor Muslim families who couldn’t afford the flight or the more expensive cross-border bus. They were either Pakistanis coming back from visiting family in India, or Indians going out to visit family in Pakistan. The fact that they were poor and Muslim has been made much of by the press, and a lot has been brought to light on the terrible condition of the train and the ordeal these families had to undergo to get onto the train in the first place.
   Current opinion is that this was a terrorist act, undermining the “Indo-Pak” peace process, perhaps specifically triggered by the Pakistani Foreign Minister Khurshid Kasuri’s visit to India which began yesterday. Nobody is sure whether this is the work of Islamic extremists or Hindu extremists or any other groups, although so far the peace process doesn’t seem to have been affected greatly. Kasuri’s visit is still going on and the Samjhauta express is still running, albeit with heightened security. We’ll
see what happens in the next few weeks. So far, I’m not sure how far the incident has made its way into the international press.
   Other news headlines concern the deteriorating political situation in Uttar Pradesh under Mulayam Singh Yadav, with murmurs of the possible imposition of President’s Rule. There are even suggestions of splitting the state, such as the rather Dilipish “To Reform UP, Trifurcate it”. Another amusing headline about a very sad incident in today’s paper reads: “26-year old had died on the spot after another ST bus ran over her, absconding driver was latter nabbed”.

Footnotes:

[23] Everybody was very taken by the fact that I was shortly returning to England to work in a chocolate shop.

Thursday 15th February 2007: Ahmedabad

I’ve now spent three days in Ahmedabad, and am off to Anand to visit IRMA, the stuff of last autumn’s legends. I’m glad to have had an opportunity to stay here for a few days and get something of an idea of the city, which gives even the most casual observer a feeling of its importance – culturally, commercially and historically. The  old part of the city was founded by Ahmed Shah in 1411 to serve as the capital of the Sultanate of Gujarat which had recently splintered from the Delhi Sultanate. Ahmed’s  successors included quite a number of Mahmuds and Mohammeds, and Bahadur Shah, the selfsame who enlisted Portuguese troops to sack Chittor in 1535.

Ahmedabad

   This old walled city is the part of Ahmedabad I like best. The walls themselves are no longer present, but various city gates are intact. Two main roads run east to west through this section: MG Road and Relief Road. The latter is a buzzing, traffic-choked artery, lined with medium-sized shops, businesses and hotels. I’ve grown partial to it, because it reminds me in a way of Bombay or even London. Coming off Relief Road on both sides are fascinating little enclosed neighbourhoods called pols.
    These tend to take the form of long, narrow, blind-ending streets, sometimes with a few offshoots of their own. They are dells of quiet, completely shutting out the noise of the nearby road. Either side of the paths are dilapidatedly attractive houses with wooden balconies, normally filled with plants in pots and hung with washing. Life seems to be lived outside in the pols, as men sprawl on string-bed charpoys and watch women washing clothes or pans, and kids playing cricket. Many families have a caged bird or two on their verandah. Some of the pols have small shops or businesses and many have their own temples. Judging by their names, such as Soni Pol, I suspect many of them were traditionally divided on caste lines, although I wasn’t able to ascertain whether this is still the case. Certainly there are several exclusively Jain neighbourhoods and many Muslim neighbourhoods.
   Much of the area to the south of Relief Road is entirely Muslim, with plenty of mosques and a chicken market, which in addition to live chickens boasts a number of street restaurants that serve tandoori chicken, fried fish, livers, kidneys, brains and other anatomical delicacies. In a spirit of mildly horrified fascination, I treated myself to two plates of Brain Fry one cerebral night, and suffered no ill effects.
   Overall, this part of the city is far grimier than anything I have seen in Udaipur. Alongside the deteriorating old houses are numerous chawls, modern but rapidly decaying concrete residential blocks, another feature that calls Bombay to mind. All this is to the east of the river, the wide Sabarmati, flanked by slums which back onto medium-rise tower blocks. The Sabarmati is at her most appealing at around sunset, when the unhealthy breeze is at least cool and an orange light is reflected in the river and in the glass of the tower blocks, allowing the slums to take on a misleadingly picturesque air. There are several very busy bridges leading over to the other side.
   The west side appears to be the more affluent of the two, if I read the fancy hotels, shopping complexes and Café Coffee Days accurately. Although it is quite as trafficky as the other side, there seems to be more of a sense of space here. This feeling is enhanced by the various parks, including the Law Garden. I strolled here in the dark of Valentine’s Night and it was predictably full of smooching couples, so I didn’t linger. Nearby is Gujarat College, a decaying collection of Indo-Saracenic buildings (i.e. red-brick, neo-Gothic and with oriental flourishes), many with dusty, broken windows. A student who didn’t speak much English showed me round and took me to some of his friends’ rooms – a fairly typical Indian all-male student scene, bordering on the homoerotic in places. Later I met a student who was at Gujarat University and he told me that Gujarat College was “a very lower-middle class place”. I think he was referring to its academic, rather than social credentials.
   Stretching out in all directions from this nucleus straddling the Sabarmati are broad, fast-moving highways flanked with low-rise concrete blocks – apartments, emporia, small businesses, big businesses – all sharing that one alien but coveted quality: personal space. Statistically speaking, this urban hinterland is probably where most of Ahmedabadi life goes on.
   Zooming back east into the older part of town, one of the most interesting features is the collection of sultanate-period mosques. Right near my hotel, on a traffic island, is the Sidi Saiyadi Mosque with beautiful latticed windows which I first visited on that afternoon back in September.

 Latticed windows, Sidi Saiyadi Masjid

Down near the river I visited Ahmed Shah’s Mosque which, with its thousand-pillar hall and ornate domes, reminded me more of a Jain temple than anything else. Subsequently I read on the signboard that this mosque, and many others in Ahmedabad built in the 15th-16th centuries, borrowed a lot from Hindu and Jain temple architecture. This particular mosque was apparently inspired by a Jain temple in Cambay. Most pleasing of all the mosques, near the station, was the Sidi Bashir Mosque, with two glorious, chunkily elaborate minarets. “Shaking minarets” to be precise, that were designed to withstand geological tremors and hence survived the 2001 earthquake. All these mosques, like the pols, provide a wonderful calm, away from the hectic city.
   Ahmedbad also has a crop of interesting temples. Just this afternoon I visited the Hatheesing Mandir, a Jain temple that dates from 1848. It is pretty and very ornate, like so many Jain temples, but verges on the twee. More interesting, culturally, is the Swaminarayan temple in the northern part of the old city. It is part-wooden part- marble and exuberantly multicoloured. The temple itself is housed in a courtyard surrounded by more marble buildings with sloping wooden roofs, which serve as offices and monastic quarters. Swaminarayan himself was a 19th century spiritual leader who travelled round northwest India propagating a new religion that is supposedly free from hypocrisy and sham, and open to anybody. The movement is huge worldwide, and this temple serves as its headquarters. Men and women are strictly segregated in the temple, as “you can’t mix petrol and fire together” according to one old devotee.
   There was a fairly relaxed darshan as the Narayan-Nara (Krishna-Arjuna, God-Man) idol was unveiled. It amused me no end to see one man video-ing the idol on his mobile throughout the darshan. I later explored the monastic buildings and chatted to some of the brahmacharyas (priests) and their disciples. I talked particularly to a disciple who, like me, was twenty-two and therefore able, I felt, to give me the most accessible picture of life as a devotee of Swaminarayan. He joined the sect in 2001, as far as I could glean of his own volition, and spends most of his life in the temple compound, studying under his guru, another brahmacharya. Of course this means no meat, no alcohol, no sex – he seemed to enjoy relating this last one, in a sort of ecstasy of self-denial rather than in a “holier than thou” sense. Perhaps most profoundly alien of all, this lifestyle means not being able to go out and have fun with one’s friends or even visit one’s parents, although this young man’s parents came to visit once a week and his sister would sometimes phone him. I wonder what they talk about! The current spiritual head (acharya) of the sect is a direct biological descendant of Swaminarayan, if I understood correctly, meaning that the acharyas themselves are not celibate. He comes to the temple every day and knows all his disciples by name. Most surprisingly, my friend, whose name I never found out (or if I did I forgot it straight away) is going to accompany the acharya to Kenya in May, on a spiritual journey.
   A visit to the city museum revealed many more interesting things about the city. After the sultanate crumbled, the Mughals predictably arrived, and during parts of the 16th and 17th centuries, Ahmedabad was once again answerable to the court in Delhi. Later on, in common with much of the west of India, it fell to the Hindu Marathas who held sway until the start of British control in 1818. A section of the museum was devoted to the religions of Ahmedabad, and as well as the expected displays on Hinduism, Islam, Christianity, Jainism and Sikhism, there were tantalising displays on Zoroastrianism and Judaism.
   Unsurprisingly, I made it something of a mission to track down these newly-learnt-about Jewish and Parsi communities, and made a note of the address of the Parsi temple from the museum display. With some help from a gang of Muslim friends I managed to locate the Parsi Agyari (fire temple) in Khamasa Marg. The compound consisted of a block of flats, a small garden, a fire temple and an office. After some slightly embarrassing loitering, my presence was noticed by somebody in the office, who reluctantly came out and asked what I wanted. Telling him I wanted to ask some questions seemed to mollify him rather than arouse his suspicions, and he gamely satisfied my curiosity on a few points. There are around 1,700 Parsis in Ahmedabad, living all over the city, and worshipping in two temples. I subsequently spotted the other temple, unmistakable by its vulture emblem, on the way to visit a lake and dramatically shouted at my rickshaw driver to stop, but the temple grounds proved empty of people then, and on two re-visits. The man I spoke to at the Parsi Agyari told me that the Parsis only came to Ahmedabad 100 years ago, but I am not entirely sure if he meant this. There have been Parsis in Gujarat, especially near Surat and Navsari, since 700 AD when they first arrived at Sanjan, via Diu, from Iran, and it seems astonishing that none would have found their way to Ahmedabad during the first five centuries of its existence. He also tried explaining to me why Parsis worship in fire temples, although I fear I may only have taken away half the argument – that is, that fire, alongside earth, air, water and, curiously, moon, is an element given to us by God (or rather Ahura Mazda) as a means of survival, and is therefore seen as the proper medium through which to worship Him.
   So much for the characteristically elusive Parsis. The Jewish community, replete with the only synagogue in Gujarat (the Magen Abraham Synagogue) traditionally resided in Bukhara Mohalla. Although I was not aware of this when I visited the Parsi Agyari, Bukhara Mohalla is in fact just across the road. I found the address, prosaically, on the internet and so headed back the next day to Khamasa Marg. I walked down the lane next to the Synagogue and spotted an old man and his wife in their kitchen, through an open door. He had a pale face and beard and wore a cap of sorts. Obviously, he must be Jewish! It was clear before I opened my mouth that I wished to speak to him and so he stepped outside and revealed himself quickly as a Muslim. He took me through a narrow passageway to the house of the only local Jewish family and called up the stairs. A good-looking boy of about seventeen and his pretty, slightly younger sister, came down the stairs. Abraham, who spoke the excellent English that can only have been picked up at an English Medium school, tried to let me in through a gate to the back of the synagogue, but was unable to unlock it. He then instructed me to go round to the front of the synagogue where I could meet his father, who worked in the office there. This I duly did. The father, who had no physical feature distinguishing him from any Hindu, Muslim or Jain I had met, was initially a little curt and suspicious but let me look round the somewhat dingy synagogue and slowly warmed to his subject.
   All the Jews in Ahmedabad (the father told me) are Bene Israel, the enigmatic Maharashtrian community who some believe date from the original diaspora, and came from Maharashtra around 150 to 200 years ago. Most speak Marathi, but pray in Hebrew, although I suspect many speak very good English like Abraham and his father. Today only sixty families remain in Ahmedabad, as many have moved to Israel and elsewhere, but (unsurprisingly perhaps, given the Jewish legacy elsewhere)
they are a notably cultured and academic community who have, in the past, included an eminent zoologist and a Sanskritologist among their number. Currently eight or so Ahmedabadi Jews run English Medium schools in the city. There is, however, no rabbi, and recently a rabbi (presumably Indian, although I didn’t ask) was flown over from Canada to perform a Bar Mitzvah.
    “Has the Jewish community experienced any difficulties in Ahmedabad?”  I asked him, as we walked out of the synagogue into the little vestibule that opened directly onto the street.
    “No,” he replied, not at all put out by the question as one might have expected in a city famed for its communal tensions. “Not yet, at any rate.”
    We parted, and I walked back round to the Bukhara Mohalla, hoping to meet some more Jewish families. A friendly Muslim man quickly put an end to any fantasies on that score – all the Jews on the street left decades ago except Abraham’s family. He pointed out two or three houses that had had Jewish owners when he was a child. All have gone to Israel now. Something slightly poignant about that.

Inside the Magen Abraham Synagogue
(Credit: Israelimages.com) 

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Having unintentionally turned this entry into something of an epic, I’ve just taken an extended supper break in a thali place called Pakwan. Really one of the most terrifyingly efficient places I’ve ever been to. As soon as I sat down, an army of waiters descended on me, filling the little containers on my plate with all the usual tasty Gujarati thali standards – dal, bindi, palak paneer, aloo, along with tiny chapattis and crushed up papad that tasted more like Doritos than anything else. There was also some excellent carrot halwa and a bowl of something delicious and suspiciously like condensed milk!
   In general, the food has been very good here, particularly the thalis, composed of numerous dishes, including a couple that were intriguingly savoury and sweet in equal measure. I have been eating breakfast in a little joint called Lucky Hotel, across the road from the dump that passes as my hotel. Cheese toast and coffee has become my regular. Tea in Ahmedabad is generally flavoured with cardamom and tends to be more expensive than in Udaipur (Rs 5-6, rather than Rs 2-3), but usually served in larger quantities, in thick-rimmed china mugs. It is customary to pour the tea onto the saucer, from which it is slurped directly.

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I visited Gandhi’s ashram, the Sabarmati Ashram, this afternoon. All the original buildings are still there. There is also a museum with a daunting array of display boards, the most interesting being a section on the “ashram years” (1917 – 1930), which included details on the origins of Satyagraha, several arrests, and culminated with the Salt March in 1930. Much as I admire what Gandhi stood for and achieved, and much as I find accounts of his thoughts and personality, not least his gently acerbic sense of humour, greatly attractive, there are aspects of his doctrine that I find hard to appreciate. These include some of the more self-denying ashram rules – celibacy, not owning anything that satisfies more than one’s basic needs and, most disturbing of all, renunciation of the pleasures of the palate. Food, Gandhi advocated, should be taken like medicine or as a necessity, not an indulgence. In a country with a collective food obsession (even in the poorest villages) to rival that of Italy or France, this tenet seems like a cultural barbarism to me, even if it stems directly from traditions of Hindu asceticism. Far more readily understandable are the more “obvious” principles of ashram life, such as truth (satya), non-violence (ahimsa) and the eradication of untouchability – it was Gandhi who called the lowest castes the harijans, the “Children of God” although they are now better known as Dalits, the oppressed.

 Sabarmati Ashram
 
   The ashram itself, by the banks of the Sabarmati, is shady and spacious and extremely peaceful, so that college students come here to study and revise for exams. The peace was shattered briefly when what appeared to be the whole of Western Europe flocked in without warning. I later heard, second hand, that they were Spanish. As I was leaving the ashram, peace long-since restored, I came up against a barrage of people at the exit waiting to leave. The road ahead was empty, and it turned out that everybody had to wait because the President of India, Abdul Kalam, was going to drive through at any minute. A couple of police cars passed at one minute intervals, presumably to ensure the road was safe, and shortly a fleet of twenty or thirty vehicles, police vans flanking a convoy of white Ambassadors, drove past. I didn’t see Dr Kalam himself, but I couldn’t help thinking how shocked Gandhiji would have been by this display of precisely the pomp that he had struggled so long and hard to avoid.

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So what are my overall impressions of Ahmedabad? Its size is inescapable. In fact, at 4.5 million, I only know of six Indian cities larger: Bombay, Delhi, Calcutta, Chennai, Bangalore and Hyderabad. If it cannot quite be compared with the three greatest metros, then what about the triad of southern cities? It is not trendy like Bangalore and Hyderabad and has not enjoyed the same economic boom of the Silicon Age that these two have. The best model is perhaps Chennai, a working metropolis that functions in a regional language – Gujarati in this case, Tamil in the case of Chennai. It certainly has wealth, as evidenced by the shops over the river, but it also has poverty.
   I am a little confused as to its values – is it conservative, like the cities of Rajasthan, or more progressive? I would guess that it is relatively conservative, but less so certainly than Jodhpur and Jaisalmer, and probably Udaipur and Jaipur (although Jaipur, according to newspaper accounts, is “coming up”). Most women wear traditional clothes, but couples are a far more common sight on the streets than in Udaipur. As I say, it doesn’t appear to be a party city, although this is no doubt partly due to the illegality of alcohol in Gujarat. If the alcohol laws are relaxed, then things may change rapidly, especially with the country’s phenomenal economic growth rate. And judging by a pun-laden article I read in The Times of India yesterday, this policy looks likely to be under review soon:

After tightly keeping it corked for almost half a century now, Gandhi’s Gujarat is finally letting the liquor bogie, oops genie, out of the proverbial bottle…[the article goes on to describe the debate “flowing freely” and highlights a “Malt March” [22] by local youths, which involved drinking in public view in Gandhinagar, the diminutive planned town which is actually the official state capital, and concludes that:] “Already Gujarati businessmen…are raising a toast to a softer policy on hard drinks.

That aside, Ahmedabad has a strong history of public intellectuals and philanthropists and is generally regarded as the centre of a flourishing Gujarati arts scene, literature scene and regional-language cinema (“Pilms accha nahin lagti hain” – the films aren’t good – according to a boy who cut my hair). If I ever visit Ahmedabad again, I’d like to have some contacts, preferably of the educated, intellectual variety, who could help me unlock more of the city’s inner life.
   A few more impressions linger: a mad Muslim man dressed in green, peripatetically haranguing the streets of his pol on some issue of doctrine; an unexpectedly beautiful English teacher who broke off from her class in a dingy backstreet room to practise conversation with me. And lastly, on my way back from supper this evening, I dived into an attractive-looking pol and found myself having to explain my presence to its baffled, even suspicious residents. I was particularly intrigued by a large colonial mansion, set aside from the rest of the street and separated by a wall, with the name “Sunbeam” inscribed on its gate post. The people in the street told me that its owners were a pair of wealthy, elderly Parsi twin sisters. Another glimpse into the elusive world of latter-day Zoroastrianism.

Footnotes: 

[22] A reference, of course, to Gandhi's famous "Salt March" in 1930 where is troop of non-violent protesters marched from Sabarmati Ashram in Dandi, on the coast, and made their own salt in a protest against the British Salt Tax.


Next Post - Tuesday 20th February 2007: IRMA and Bhavnagar (will be posted Monday 20th Februrary 2012)

Monday 12th February 2007: Ahmedabad and Udaipur

And so I am back in Ahmedabad, where the opening scene of this journal was set. It is truly a city – 4.52 million inhabitants according to the Lonely Planet, and it has probably grown in size since then, making it well over half the size of London! You can tell this just by looking at the wide busy streets flanked with big buildings, full of a self-importance not found in Udaipur. I am staying until Friday 16th in a small budget hotel that, while not being remotely attractive, does the job perfectly.

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But I have not quite finished with Udaipur. My last day in Delwara was on Friday (9/2). The only business I had there was the long-awaited careers fair which, in the event, was only moderately successful. I had intended it to be open to all-comers and Haider and I had spent some time trawling Delwara’s considerable underbelly inviting people, all of whom promised to come. They didn’t. The audience consisted entirely of pupils from the boys’ school and certainly not all of these came. Of our guest speakers all but one showed up, the truant ironically the representative from the police force! From Devigarh came Megha (female, diminutive and terribly upper-crust) and Ajit (male, sizeable and rather non-descript). They both gave short talks about working in the hotel industry. Haider gave a speech about social work and Samir, an alumnus of the Dalit Shakti Kendra, gave a few extremely brief and nervous words to the effect that the food and accommodation at the DSK are very good.
   Nobody asked a single question and my plan for a free-for-all mingle with individual questions was vetoed by Haider and the teacher. Not explicitly vetoed, but simply not made to happen. My own talk about CVs was reasonably successful. Haider had to translate some of my attempted Hindi into a more intelligible dialect, but I think most of what I said was relatively well understood, and I hope the session was of some benefit to some of the attendees. In fact that neatly expresses what I feel about the whole enterprise. If one or two of the kids went away feeling a little enriched or inspired or just better informed, then I think it was worthwhile. Unfortunately I don’t believe I’ll ever find out whether this was the case.
   My farewell to Delwara and the Nagrik Vikas Manch was not as brief and unemotional as I had expected it would be, but I got away reasonably quickly, back to Vikas Samiti. I can’t miss Delwara yet – the difficult parts are still strong enough in my mind to make my leaving a relief and in any case, I haven’t had much of a chance to dwell on it. I think my overall memories of Delwara, when suitably distant in time and space, will be fond. I will remember the pleasantness of the place itself, the friendships and alliances I formed, the amount I learnt about NGO work and the work that I did myself, and will feel that hopefully something of what I did there has enabled the Nagrik Vikas Manch to move a step closer, however infinitesimally small, towards its vision.
   Saturday (10/2) was my grand farewell to old Udaipur and the emotional last view of the Lake Palace that I have already described. It turned out to be the last time I would see Bablu, who was not able to make my farewell party, and Dinesh who did not want to come. He is very honest, Dinesh, and he told me clearly that he did not enjoy parties:
   “I could say yes, just to make you happy, but it’s better like this, telling the truth.”
Furthermore, in all the conversations we had, whether about tourism, Udaipur, NGO work or religion, his intelligence shone through. On this last visit we discussed the work of Vikas Samiti, and he asked me some probing questions, showing how keenly he wanted to get to bottom of things and how he was unafraid to be critical. He has been a breath of fresh air amongst the oily characters of tourist-ville.

Dinesh

   Bablu, too, with his air of innocent curiosity, has always stood out from the crowd. As we sat on his roof terrace for the last time, his uncle joined us and asked me whether I could find work for Bablu in England. These requests are made so often that it is hard to take them seriously, but Bablu’s uncle’s pleading had a special quality.
   “What chance has Bablu got here? I have the rest of my family to look after, there’s not much I can give him. I’m not saying to find something straightaway, but keep your eyes open, OK? Maybe you can find something for him to do. You know, most people come here for a few days and then forget us, but you’ve been here five months. You’ve become a friend.”
   The boy himself sat serenely through this as if it weren’t really anything to do with him. I wonder how on earth I would go about finding him a job in England. Even if I did, what real evidence of his aptitude or skills could I give that would mark him out from the dozens of applicants that didn’t live halfway across the world? I think he should be able to find work in Udaipur - he is reasonably bright and has abundant charm and good looks - but I worry he might lose the wide-eyed quality that marks him out so refreshingly here. That would be a small tragedy.
   I spent much of yesterday packing and preparing food for the evening’s party, but I also had my final singing lesson. This lasted three delightful hours and included coffee and snacks. We even made a tape recording of the first song I learnt, “Ye mosam hasta hasta”. Dr Khandelwal, whose composition this was, accompanied us on the harmonium, turning it into an exhilarating experience as he embellished the vocal line, truly enhancing the meaning of the words (“The weather is smiling/ The road lies open/ Get up, friend! Let’s go for a ride/ Time waits for no man…”)
    As I said to Madhu afterwards, it really felt like making music, rather than running through a lesson, perhaps for the first time in my Hindustani vocal career. The Khandelwals were at their friendliest best, and I very much hope to see them again one day.
   The grand farewell party was not an unqualified success. Granted, everybody who promised to come turned up except for Zelda, who was ill. The other volunteers - Reuben, Brenda and a pair of newly-arrived English girls - had been away on a trip to Mount Abu (famed for its Jain temples) and only arrived back much later with animated stories about a nightmare bus journey. This was a shame as they would have provided a valuable social glue to counteract the strange awkwardness that arose from the combination of people from such diverse social strata. From the beginning I tried to maintain a steady flow of jovial conversation and Dilip excelled himself in that department, reaching his peak during a discourse on the meaning of the word “rife”. Madhu and her friend Prachika were rather cold, Abbas and particularly Prakash, shy, and Shiv a dead weight (he didn’t utter a syllable until Madhu, Prachika and Dilip had left). Later, only Shiv and Prakash remained, and a painfully shy new volunteer called Shubangi ventured in to try a bowl of fruit salad and thanked me with heartrending earnestness for a “lovely party”. Hari showed up with a friend for a bit, but left pretty quickly, and admittedly the atmosphere had a touch of the funereal about it by this stage. I wonder whether in these social situations Indians (especially if from such varied backgrounds) are more awkward than Europeans, despite the uninhibitedness you encounter out on the streets. I should probably view the whole occasion as an experiment that didn’t quite come off.
   I was happily able to see Shiv and Prakash for a final time this morning and say my goodbyes properly. My historic final chai was with Abbas, and we talked more about the Bohra sect. At 1.30, after a morning of tying up lose ends, I finally boarded the bus at Fatehpura circle, waved off by Shiv, Prakash, Abbas and Reuben, and crawled south into Gujarat, arriving in Ahmedabad a couple of hours ago where I got rickshaw driven by a Tamil who was so struck by my (very scanty) knowledge of his language that he took me on a detour to admire his family before depositing me at my hotel…

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Wouldn’t it be nice to draw a neat line under my Vikas Samiti experience with some well-argued conclusions? I feel further from being able to do this than ever, despite a long bout of self-inspection on the bus. Some of the queasy feelings of shame at under-achievement came back to me, although my inner rationalist kept this mostly in check by obsessively listing my successes: completing the microplan; establishing clearer processes for training Delwaran youths; running a careers event and - perhaps, perhaps - helping the sons and daughters of Maal in their quest for a road. But I know that it is the other things that will stay with me - the ideas, the friendships, the gradual deepening of my love for this country. And now, above all, I’m excited about a month of uncomplicated travel and, beyond that, a new dream to chase back in England.
   To my earlier assessment of Vikas Samiti (see Friday 17th November) I have surprisingly little to add. I was probably unfair in places, but am not simply going to retract any negative comments by default now I have left. I think the organisation is trying to do wonderful things, and there are many talented, hard-working people involved in the effort. With more efficient processes in place, and perhaps a more brutal approach to its weaker links, who knows what it might achieve.

Next Post - Thursday 15th February 2007: Ahmedabad (will be posted Wednesday 15th February 2012)

Saturday 10th February 2007: Udaipur

Oh God, oh God – my penultimate night in Udaipur! What a day, too… singing lesson at 8.30, then finishing my Delwara report, washing endless clothes, final Natraj for lunch with Zelda, roaming Udaipur for the last time in the afternoon, goodbye visits to Hari, Bablu, Dinesh and others. Seeing Lake Pichola from Bablu’s rooftop, achingly beautiful in this lightly overcast weather, bounded by the endless greys of the Aravallis, Lake Palace serenely unconcerned in the middle. I went down to Gangaur Ghat and saw for the last time what had been my first view of the lake. By now the Palace was lit up and the moist wind was blowing into my face. I knew it was the last time and I burst into tears. Then, the final trip to Fateh Sagar with Prakash and Shiv, intense argument and inane banter for the final time. Now the tropical wind is blowing and the rain is pouring, and my emotions are mirrored perfectly outside.

Wednesday 7th February 2007: Delwara and Udaipur

Suddenly life has got rather hectic. It’s Wednesday today, and I’m leaving Udaipur on Monday, before which I need to mastermind a careers event, make a Hindi speech about writing CVs, record a raag, pack away my possessions of five months into two bags and organise a farewell party, all of which while trying to make the most of the remaining few days in Udaipur.
   Endings are everywhere: Anna has left, and now Ellen. On Monday, her last night, we indulged one last time in the rich vegetarian food of Swastik before returning to the Love Nest for herbal tea laced with vodka and reminiscences. There weren’t quite enough cups to go round, and the sight of Brenda Dobbs, a new early middle-aged Scottish volunteer, drinking vodka-tea out of a bowl must rank as one of the strangest sights I have ever seen, the vast panorama of India not withstanding! It was our last evening of raucous laughter, and Vikas Samiti automatically feels like a duller place without her.
   As for Delwara, the ending is in sight there too. I fear it will be a love-hate relationship until the end, with no convenient salvation. But at least I will be able to come away feeling that I’ve made some kind of contribution and learnt a lot in return. Haider is back from Lucknow, where he was away for Mohurram. It’s good to see him again, and good to be getting on with work together. We had a frustrating time trying to seek out the youths I had spoken to before about the DSK and whose details I had noted down. Many were unreachable, and most of those we found had either lost interest or were facing parental opposition, such as in the case of endearingly half-witted Yogesh Soni and a pair of delightful sisters from the Indra Colony. In one of the houses we went to I saw a poster of the kind that is very popular in Indian homes: a pleasant, if artificial scene of a house, some trees, a stream and a bridge – all very European-looking – and an edifying caption: “It is better to be kind at home than bounteous in far off places”.
   A large number of Delwarans seem to be tying the knot at the moment, and many migrant workers (or “Non-Resident Delwarans” as I like to think of them) have returned for the ceremonies. It is easy to spot the Bombay-returneds from the aura of wealth and one-up-ness they take care to radiate, assisted by stylish clothes and shoes and confident cooler-than-thou poses. Most of them are probably working in rather unsavoury conditions in unglamorous parts of North Bombay, and sleep in overcrowded chawls or slums, but for all their élan they could live in Malabar Hill, drive a Maruti and drink Mojitos at the Oberoi with Preity Zinta.


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Last night Prakash very kindly helped me prepare my workshop on CVs for the Delwara careers event, correcting my unidiomatic Hindi. He scoffed at my use of chahiye (meaning “should”, in this context) rather than parega (must) – “What is all this ‘chahiye, chahiye’? Do you want them to think you’re weak?!” After this we went out on his motorbike to get some tea, and I persuaded him to come into the old town. We ended up at a nondescript canteen near the Jagdish Temple.
   “You know, Jon, this is the first time in my life I’m coming here.”
   “You mean to this restaurant?”
   “No, no, yaar, to this old city.”
   “What?! You mean in your entire life in Udaipur you’ve never come to this area?”
He laughed. “Why should I come here? This place is for foreigners only.”
   “But it’s your history! Your culture!”
  “But Jon! What do I care about these bloody Rajputs? I’ve told you what I think about this topic already.”
    “OK, but when you were young did your parents never take you to the City Palace or the lake?”
    “Never. It was not a priority for us.”
So in twenty-three years of living in Udaipur, Prakash had never once made the 15 minute journey to the only part of the city that most visitors see. This must rank as one of the most shocking pieces of information I have received on my entire trip, and I wonder if there is something more to this than simple lack of interest or time. Perhaps something to do with his parents, about whom I know absolutely nothing? Or maybe a genuine feeling of resentment against what the old city stands for - but if so what? A revulsion at the deeply conservative small-town culture? Or the opposite: disdain of the perceived debauchery of tourism and those swept up by it?
   We didn’t dwell on the issue, however, and since I’ve been reading about it recently, I asked him for his views on the Ayodhya dispute. This dispute is at the bleeding heart of the Hindu-Muslim communalism that is a sad and ugly feature of life in India today. Ayodhya is a town in Uttar Pradesh and is considered by many Hindus to be the birthplace of Lord Rama, the seventh incarnation of Vishnu and hero of the Ramayana epic. Folklore has it that a sacred Ram Mandir (Rama temple) stood at the exact birthplace for centuries until Babur, the first Mughal demolished it and built a mosque in its place. This Babri Masjid became a point of tension in the Hindu community – how dare the Muslims practise their religion so insensitively over the birthplace of God on earth? – so that it was locked and put out of use in the early 20th century.

Babri Masjid


   In 1986, Rajiv Gandhi, in an effort to win the extremist Hindu vote (after wooing Muslims by passing the Muslim Woman’s Bill in 1986, effectively strengthening the presence of sharia law in India’s constitution) allowed a foundation stone to be placed at the supposed site of Rama’s birth. The BJP, at that time a very openly right-wing party with Hindu fundamentalist leanings, then leapt on the bandwagon and exhorted Hindus across the country to rise to the occasion and fire bricks for a new Ram Mandir. There were village marches throughout India where Hindu crowds would transport a brick from the kiln to the village temple, heralding the advent of Ram Raj, the rule of Rama on earth. In 1992 the Babri Masjid was demolished by a mob of Hindu extremists and the building work for the Ram Mandir began. Violent communal riots followed, most prominently in Gujarat and Bombay. According to Prakash there is no archaeological evidence that a Ram Mandir ever stood on the site in the first place. 
   Prakash is no apologist for hindutva, the ethic of “India for the Hindus” that was heavily associated with the BJP [21] in its early days. However, he genuinely believes that there are some “bad points” about Islam, such as lawful polygamy, and attributes the rise in Islamic fundamentalism to the fact that most Muslims are “living in the 17th and 18th centuries”. Indeed, the Sachar report (late 2006) revealed Muslims to be the worst off out of all community groups in India in all development indices, such as health, education and income. Prakash is also no apologist for Bal Thackeray, the militant leader of the hindutva-led Shiv Sena (the “Army of Shiva”) which is the Maharashtrian political party in Bombay. It was the Shiv Sena who changed the city’s name from the Portuguese-derived Bombay to the Marathi Mumbai, in a move that overlooked layers and layers of linguistic and cultural subtleties. But again, Prakash sees the Sena-style hindutva as a response to the power of Muslim-led gangs in Bombay, such as the “D-Company” controlled by Dawood Ibrahim in Karachi or Dubai.
   Our conversation moved onto more general topics, such as terrorism and global politics. Prakash believes 9/11 was good for India because it woke up the world to the situation in Kashmir and forced Musharraf to admit that some Pakistanis in Kashmir were terrorists, not simply army members. He firmly believes there will be an American invasion in Iran soon, and also believes that the US signed the nuclear deal with India so as to prevent India signing an oil deal with Iran. Most passionately of all, he believes that India will soon overtake China in economic growth terms. Incidentally, I suspect we will soon be seeing a new “Scramble for Africa” – this time through trade rather than colonisation, and with India and China, rather than the European empire builders, as the main protagonists. China is already investing in countries such as Sudan, Zimbabwe and Namibia, and I would guess India will soon start doing the same, especially given the huge NRI (Non-Resident Indian) wealth in East Africa. The fact that China and Pakistan traditionally have a sympathetic relationship spices things up a little.

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Just now I was walking back from Fateh Sagar, and was so lost in thought that it was with a jolt I realised that pale-faced Vishal had pulled up on his motorbike.
   “You want a lift?” he asked amiably.
   “Thanks - is Vikas Samiti OK?”
   “OK fine.”
   “How are you?” I asked as the bike spluttered into action and the vibrations passed through my body. “I haven’t seen you for ages.”
   “It’s all under God’s will. It he wishes, we shall see. If not...”
A typical Vishal answer, I thought, and I let him talk on until we reached the gates.
   “Thanks very much,” I said, getting off. “We should have another discussion before I go.” 
   “Why not? But only a positive discussion, please,” he said with a look of pity.
   “Of course! I’m always positive,” I said lamely.
He smiled contemptuously and drove off. That was it, then, the final put-down. I may well never see him again.

Footnotes

[21] This was the party of the previous Prime Minister, Atal Behari Vajpayee, and is the main rival of the Congress Party.

Next Post - Saturday 10th February 2007: Udaipur (will be posted Friday 10th Februrary 2012)